January 2012
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injektiloj:
Mortal, please.
Mortal, please.
MORTAL, PLEASE.
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December 2011
8:10 tomorrow. If inconvenient come anyway - SH
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Five Seconds Ago
Alli: Do you hate me?
Em: Yes
Alli: ...*licks Em's arm*
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
honestlycrazy:
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you. Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don’t like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination. [Transcript] Drunk Person: “tortyly drunk riht now. straight men...
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DEAR TUMBLR- Help!
PICK A LETTER
A or B?
jadebee:
discosmackdown:
2007: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2008: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2009: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2010: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
2011: wow what the crap was my art doing that year
My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?
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Television Captioning: And the winner is....
Me: Dad, you can turn on the sound now. No, seriously, Dad. Un-mute the TV.
>he unmutes the television, it cuts back to news<
Me: No! That was the Hunger Games trailer!
Helen Keller(Emily): Was that the Hunger Games trailer?
Me: yeah :(
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I got an email from phx comic-con, and it listed...
I’ve never even been to pix comic-con. why am I getting emails from you.
godsdragongirl:
Merely Human: People You Should Follow
honestlycrazy:
theladyem:
I’m just feeling like giving a shout-out to wonderful people that I follow, just letting you know that if you don’t follow them, you should.
And this is not of the famous-tumblr variety. This is of the “these are high quality people who I know well or want to know and hang out with IRL and get…
...
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Don't you hate it when you spend the entire...
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thekawaiione:
theladyem:
choieunmi:
So my sisters and I were chilling looking at the stuff on the south korea tag because of reasons when we came along this gif.
Then allí said
“See that hot guy? Yeah, that winking one? I ship him with Gwaine”
The second I saw this I was like *O* “BEAST!!<333”, then *stare at gif and smile like an idiot*, and then once I remembered which member...
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The theme song to The Big Bang Theory
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE was jfdksfjkdjkflkjdsajklfl;kjsda
and fourteen million years ago jsfakldjaklfkjdfjkladf;jkldfas
fjdjkasjkfljdfkjdfkjdfskljfsdlkj;fsd
ajfdkjdlkjfdslkjfdslkjdsfalkj;fds
fdjkakjlasdklj; WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
math, science, history
unraveling the mystery
that all started with a big bang
HEEEEEY
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“Emily! We should watch an episode of GWAINE!!!!”
– Alli
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choieunmi:
So my sisters and I were chilling looking at the stuff on the south korea tag because of reasons when we came along this gif.
Then allí said
“See that hot guy? Yeah, that winking one? I ship him with Gwaine”
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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My fingers go "bleh." Words appear on computer...
thetimelady42:
Everyone has a graveyard for something in their life. Some might be actual graveyards, for their loved ones. Others might store dead or unfinished records from the nineteen eighties in theirs. My graveyard… is… well, three types of people view my cemetery of dead forestry. No, I’m not a lumberjack. I am, in fact, one of those many and far between people who bring great...
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Very Early This Morning
ಠ_ಠ
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People You Should Follow
I’m just feeling like giving a shout-out to wonderful people that I follow, just letting you know that if you don’t follow them, you should.
And this is not of the famous-tumblr variety. This is of the “these are high quality people who I know well or want to know and hang out with IRL and get coffee or tea or whatever with or talk about stuff” variety. <3
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Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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Mom told me to go to bed hours ago
froggybangbang:
theladyem:
And then I turned on a movie
Gosh. My parents had a hard time putting my to sleep when I had only books in my reach! I do not fancy being a parent telling their child to sleep when they have books, lap tops and mp3 players! (I had a walk-man [those big yellow ones that were meant to be water resistant] but the batteries on those things lasted what? an hour? mp3 can...
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Mom told me to go to bed hours ago
honestlycrazy:
theladyem:
And then I turned on a movie
YES. THAT GIF EXACTLY
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Mom told me to go to bed hours ago
And then I turned on a movie
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A Conversation
Em: WHOA. WHOA. ALLI. WHOA. STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING. GET OFF THE TUMBLR. READ THIS THING.
Emily throws the kindle at her
Em: I JUST GOT THIS BOOK ON HERE AND YOU MUST READ THE FIRST CHAPTER. IT’S NOT EVEN TWO PAGES. JUST STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND READ IT.
Alli: OK!
Three minutes pass
Emily is staring over Alli’s shoulder obnoxiously.
Alli finishes
...
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Merely Human: THE HAUL →
honestlycrazy:
theladyem:
We’ve now had Christmas Part 2. I can now say what I got!
Book on teaching in Korea
MLP calendar <3
Awesome nail polish (seriously roomie. I’ve been wearing this blue since I got it. it’s AWESOME. THANKS)
3 pairs of gloves
a scarf (matches one of the pairs of gloves)
a hat (its like a knit…
Those are such fantastic gifts!!! What’s the nail polish like?
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I have SoF on my kindle
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THE HAUL
We’ve now had Christmas Part 2. I can now say what I got!
Book on teaching in Korea
MLP calendar <3
Awesome nail polish (seriously roomie. I’ve been wearing this blue since I got it. it’s AWESOME. THANKS)
3 pairs of gloves
a scarf (matches one of the pairs of gloves)
a hat (its like a knit baseball cap.)
SOCKS. I don’t even know how many pairs.
jammie set
Shirt...
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niggeresque:
do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type